A bookshop for bad readers.

Good books.
Questionable taste.

Tell us what you love, what you hate and exactly how much emotional damage you're prepared to take. We’ll choose your next obsession.

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Not sure what to read?

Good.
That’s literally our job.

Tell us your favourite books, your red flags, your green flags, your tropes and exactly how emotionally unstable you're willing to become.

No soulless algorithm. Actual readers. Questionable amounts of BookTok knowledge.

Choose My Poison
PICK YOUR POISON · BAD DECISIONS · GOOD BOOKS · PICK YOUR POISON · BAD DECISIONS · GOOD BOOKS ·
The dangerous part

How it works.

Three steps between you and your next fictional problem.

01 — SPILL

Tell us everything.

Tropes. Favourite books. Red flags. Green flags. Spice. Genres. Absolute nos. We want the lore.

02 — WE CHOOSE

We do the dangerous bit.

Alana & Deepsy personally choose a book we think you’ll love. No recommendation algorithm hiding behind a spreadsheet.

03 — OBSESS

Meet your new problem.

Your package arrives. Open it. Read it. Get emotionally attached. Pretend you have learned nothing.

Choose your damage

Pick a level.

Two ways to let us interfere with your TBR. Easy to edit when the real packages are finalised.

The entry-level bad decision

The Bad Reader

FROM £29.99 + SHIPPING
  • Personally selected book
  • Bad Reader packaging
  • Personalised recommendation
  • Bookmark
  • Small themed extras where applicable
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For people who said “make it worse”

The Worse Reader

FROM £39.99 + SHIPPING
  • Personally selected book
  • Enhanced Bad Reader packaging
  • Personalised recommendation
  • Additional merch / extras
  • Bookmark + personalised note
Make It Worse →
The people behind the bad decisions

The Bad Readers.

We already spend an unreasonable amount of time telling strangers on the internet what to read. Turning it into a business felt financially irresponsible enough to make sense.

Meet Alana & Deepsy
Actual readers.
Questionable judgement.
Reader damage

Bad decisions,
documented.

Read the Journal

“I told them to destroy me and they understood the assignment.”

— Future Bad Reader

“I was specifically trying not to buy another book. Anyway, here we are.”

— Also Future Bad Reader

“The note was so accurate it was honestly a little concerning.”

— We’re not saying psychic.