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Choose your
damage.

Personalised book picking is the main event. Everything else is here for readers who want to wear the problem, gift the problem or make the problem worse.

bad
READER
Personalised experience

Pick My Poison

Tell us your reading personality. We’ll choose the book.

Choose your poison →
Coming soon

Bad Reader Merch

Wear your questionable reading habits with pride.

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For someone else’s problem

Gift a Bad Reader

Because “I saw this and unfortunately thought of you” is a valid love language.

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Future drops

Books.
Boxes.
Chaos.

Seasonal collections, limited drops, gift cards and reading accessories can slot into this system later without changing the brand architecture.